Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
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Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
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Teffie 0
Didn't the sales person remember you?
dragon_fml 0
yea, ask for the salesperson. ask the security to check the cameras. there is always a camera above the cashier.
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Comments (93)
soldier16 0
your a retard you could have shown your ID this is fake shit
rawrineedcandy 0
don't worry karma got him
angel55033 12
don't they have cameras? talk to management
PhillyFox 0
You'd think the cashier that you paid would recognize you.
racheljean15 0
okay stupid people, how could he have anything in the wallet if he JUST bought it..
cassieh1111 7
The servility guard wouldn't have given it to him he would have checked your drivers license and looked if the credit cards where in the same name please the the person who served you would remember you
lonely_heart_89 6
I don't know if you paid by card or not, but if you did, then the last 4 digits of the card number should be on the receipt. Show the security guard your card, with your name & that card number on it & some kind of ID that proves that the name belongs to you. The security guard obviously isn't a very good one, though, & the guy who stole your wallet is an asshole.
angellove230 6
Dont you have your id in it.
ImaKoala 19
Don't you have I.D. to show so you can watch them both be stupid?
JamieLT 22
If you paid with a credit card, doesn't it say it and the number on the receipt?