Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father...

By noyodel - 04/07/2009 04:04 - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2021 20:01

Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

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By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By broken - 28/07/2009 17:12 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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philosopher 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:30

I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.

Nissi 17

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:12

Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.

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MandathePanda24 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:24

That ain't somethin ya here everyday

Furytalon 14

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:13

WHAT A PRICK talk about a jack ass first off stealing your car then your grandma I'd love to get a piece off that guy

JimDaBoss 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:23

That's the first post that I looked at and said "aww man that SUCKS!!!"

katieeamberr 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:57

Theives: climbin in your cars, snatchin your grannies up. Sorrry that just came into my mind ^_^

rttr 18

Thursday 15 September 2011 21:45

I'm so sorry. My condolences to your family

Sawprophet 3

Friday 16 September 2011 0:51

Better on purpose than an accident. Would suck to crash and burn...again. Wouldn't it?

ariellesXurXboss 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 5:52

That's really sad :(

tonnyfong 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:38

Hopefully they don't make a drink out of her!

Oceanlala 3

Friday 28 October 2011 1:44

Wow im sorry i hope you werent too close to her. Maybe theyll think shes coffee and drink.her...wait theres nothing goo about that...sorry

Oceanlala 3

Friday 28 October 2011 1:46

*good

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