Animals: Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became...

Might have been. Whatever it was I stopped reading pretty quick because it seemed too silly for me. Of course I think I started reading Hellsing shortly after and man is that silly so what do I know.

chrisstachon 30

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:30

desperation at its finest

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:11

Sounds like the storyline for a new dating sim video game lol

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:33

I'm pretty sure it was, if not the storyline, than at least a side plot in some magical girl manga I read as a preteen.

AnJ0517 12

Wednesday 19 March 2014 12:02

I read a manga called fruits basket when I was a preteen. They were people who had the capability of turning into animals.

energizerbunney 1

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:46

Da ***

VicRC 7

Thursday 20 March 2014 4:30

I think FML should add a new option...SEEK HELP INMEDIATELY!

dDailydDosage 8

Monday 24 March 2014 18:13

It's okay op. I'm now making my cat plans ... You never know, could happen lol

mn_shr 22

Thursday 10 April 2014 12:16

You're not alright.

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