Animals: Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became...

By emmaavk88 - 17/03/2014 12:15 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

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emmaavk88 18

Monday 17 March 2014 18:59

If that was true, double F my life! Luckily he isn't, I made sure of that -OP

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 March 2014 18:10

What if your crush is allergic to cats?

infected150 27

Monday 17 March 2014 18:12

You've just taken crazy cat lady to the next level.

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miss_jules 11

Monday 17 March 2014 21:12

That is not normal....quite scary, in fact.

Capitan 15

Monday 17 March 2014 21:30

Assuming you get taken in as their cat.

cmb8280 24

Monday 17 March 2014 21:51

And if your crush hates cats?

thaliah 15

Monday 17 March 2014 21:53

What if all of our pet cats are actually people who have crushes on us?

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 18 March 2014 8:57

whoa bro, mind trip. I can't face my cat now at the thought of that.

Edumcg 24

Monday 17 March 2014 22:02

Did you just catzoned yourself?

kunal222 8

Monday 17 March 2014 22:24

Sad... Why would you want that ?

interesting33 36

Monday 17 March 2014 22:42

I daydream about being my rabbit but still really intelligent and I would own youtube

cjwayy 22

Monday 17 March 2014 22:44

That's... Odd.

iireenee 23

Monday 17 March 2014 22:46

oh well a little weird but I hope he's not allergic!

skyeyez9 24

Monday 17 March 2014 22:57

That just means you have a very vivid imagination.

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