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Nope Bristol, United Kingdom

Today, I had a commitment with my ex where I agreed to pretend we were still together to our mutual friends to avoid drama. We shared a tent and when I woke up, sticky he told me he had masturbated and cum on my back while I slept. FML

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College Life

Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.

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GhostFox 34

I believe that counts as sexual harassment, potentially assault since he would have had to intentionally aim toward you. I would actually suggest making sure there aren't any signs that he did anything else sexual to you while you were asleep.

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GhostFox 34

I believe that counts as sexual harassment, potentially assault since he would have had to intentionally aim toward you. I would actually suggest making sure there aren't any signs that he did anything else sexual to you while you were asleep.