Transportation: Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time,...

By Steve - 30/09/2011 10:18 - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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You deserved it 11 741

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 190

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 425

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 271

Nadeslos 4

Friday 30 September 2011 15:55

Deja vu!

davidisbeast 12

Friday 30 September 2011 15:55

Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o

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purplenacho 6

Friday 30 September 2011 19:13

You Backed into the mailbox again?!

GoneClubbin 9

Friday 30 September 2011 20:10

That My Friend Is Bad Luck

Lysergic 0

Friday 30 September 2011 20:16

You should stop driving with that friend then. His/her good looks are obviously too distracting to keep your eyes focussed on the road. YDI

liftedyoda 5

Friday 30 September 2011 20:32

Wow you suck at driving

firstbasemen8_fml 1

Friday 30 September 2011 20:32

Maybe god is trying to tell you something!!

droxd923 0

Friday 30 September 2011 20:49

Learn to drive..

DerekDisaster 5

Friday 30 September 2011 21:07

That takes skill

aFreedom127 9

Friday 30 September 2011 21:15

Try driving a different route with different friends.

ggbartoli99 0

Friday 30 September 2011 21:28

You must be a really bad driver

hotLatina 0

Friday 30 September 2011 21:28

creepy!!!!

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