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By so much for a good day - 15/07/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 15 July 2011 23:14

Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.

rhpsfan9 10

Friday 15 July 2011 22:45

and you fell for it?

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FMijnLeven 11

Friday 15 July 2011 23:46

Haha. Not smart. ;)

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 15 July 2011 23:48

I don't know whether you deserve it or if your life sucks..it would make sense that smiling would put you in a good mood..but for a full 5 minutes?

diceplaya 12

Friday 15 July 2011 23:52

This sounds like a stupid thing to do... -turns around and tries it-

corporalcool 5

Friday 15 July 2011 23:58

nice one u ass

mruizk9 7

Friday 15 July 2011 23:58

******* nerds!

proxxX069069 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:09

smoking helps with many things, it can relieve headaches, aches &pains, and it puts you in a happy mood :]

whyXD 13

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:14

Well your not very smart.

daisyloo 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:20

Now try frowning??

AdamTB 26

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:20

When you smile, the world smiles with you...

weewee1 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:21

maybe you're just a depressed and sad person

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