Health: Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they...

By BoobiePain - 16/10/2014 02:33 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By Walaa Hamdan - 31/08/2021 04:01

Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 10:59 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML

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noobienick 19

Thursday 16 October 2014 9:47

I guess they aren't your breast friends

lex1459 38

Thursday 16 October 2014 9:50

How did you end up needing those...? Sorry about the pain, OP :(

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albertozeta_fml 9

Thursday 16 October 2014 16:56

May we have a picture? :D

rats_in_hats 1

Thursday 16 October 2014 17:37

Plot twist: OP is a guy .

truecommenter 7

Thursday 16 October 2014 17:44

I'll come stabilize them, with my hands...

kpopforeverr 11

Thursday 16 October 2014 19:07

How does that even happen?!?!

LucianDracul 8

Thursday 16 October 2014 19:27

can you tell who all are the thirsty men? that sucks. get well soon OP.

RudderV 10

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:40

This girl is on fire!!!

redneckmama 6

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:53

ouch. hope you get better soon. and as for the 824 people who clicked on you deserve it....well...they must be men!!!

retslick 7

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:58

Oh no , why don't you post a photo so we can feel your pain

Mauskau 35

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:58

Invest in a Shock Absorber, speedbumps are absolute killer on my chest but I can hardly feel them when wearing my shock absorber.

LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 16 October 2014 21:18

Maybe use gauze to help support them, as well as a cushion for the stitches.

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