Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
I'm guessing you have a faint chance of winning.
peeta0330 18
I guess you should see a doctor about having anxiety issues.
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Comments (20)
jcash52426 5
Judge: bailiff hold this person in contempt of court for passing out in my courtroom. No one passes out in my court room. Bailiff: I agree judge Judy!!! Judge Judy then smirks and the bailiff removing the person
awesomeamandas 37
try breathing in through your nose out thought your mouth. deep breaths in. it'll help when you're having a panic attack so you won't hyperventilate.
montsecc 8
Poor thing lol
mustangbravo 27
That sucks OP. I hope the judge showed you some leniency if he felt bad for you.
farmgirl98 14
Umm hopefully the Judge didn't order that your license be suspended after seeing you feint... In my state you cannot drive if you have had a feinting spell within 8 months. Either way, FYL op!
Lalala579121 28
I would think the judge would suspend more than just their license if OP was fencing in the court room.
ezrajab 22
I think he wanted to see where you would best fit sorry op