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griffins33 4
I bet your ticket price went up after that!
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.
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causticgirl 6
One fine day your sarcasm will lead you straight to an ass beating.
oneleggedbeauty 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude you like made my night
upsidedownfrownn 5
Nice one
benmec 18
That's ******* great! Did he then ask, "and how is my mom doing?"
Anonymoouse_fml 0
there was another FML exactly like this. only at a job interview....
Okayitwasme 0
You must have lots of money, and can afford to say what ever you want.
allybooboo19 0
Dumb ass
heyred 11
You failed the attitude test. Great job.
gingerarmyboy12 0
Totally worth the ticket, classic ur mom joke priceless
NERDSUNITE92_fml 8
Hahahahaha that just made my night YDI.