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griffins33 4
I bet your ticket price went up after that!
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.
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scice03 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tinycats 4
LMFAOOO I don't usually laugh out loud at these but OMG lmaooo
tinycats 4
Omg I've never laughed harder hahahaha ahh thank you so much :):)
i_needa_username 17
Nice move
trey600rr 22
totally worth it!
shannon2348 14
what do you mean reflexively? that's ridiculous. ydi