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By roachblend - 12/09/2010 08:00 - Taiwan

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By CockroachCluster - 02/06/2018 01:30

Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML

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By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By daisythebunny1988 - 21/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was sitting in my garage with a fan on my face because it was hot when a suicidal cricket decided to jump into the blades, causing his cricket guts to be sprayed onto my face. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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Creeped out

By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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alienc 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:19

hey at least you weren't doing the thing where you say stuff into the fan because it makes everything sound funny, just saying could've been worse than just the polo shirt.

RachelHellYeah 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:33

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sricious 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:45

maybe you should clean your house;):p..

Stupified 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:59

They prolly kept the fan in the garage or somethin

Person1233 12

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:22

"Prolly?" Is that supposed to be "probably?" It doesn't look or sound like it.

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:31

You don't have to have a messy house to have roaches. It just depends on where you live.

term164 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:41

actually 57 it does sound like it

Person1233 12

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:47

I read "prolly" as prah-lee. Not saying the "b" just doesn't sound right.

Stupified 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:56

Don't be hatin on da way I speek bro!

ItalianFilipino 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:00

sounds delicious :D

skydryice 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:13

for those of you who doesn't know where Taiwan is or never lived there... roaches rule the land AND air there. they are 5-10 times bigger than the ones in US. (they literally look like the small ones in MIB). They fly, crawl and gets into your house even if it's spotless.