Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25
OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks
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rhysfucker 24
They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.
stillalive33 14
A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.
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Saraj07 18
I wish there was a video of that! The after wisdom teeth removal video are hilarious! Don't worry op, everyone who's gotten there wisdom teeth removed has a funny story to go with it. I was convinced that they hadn't gotten all four teeth and were going to force me to come back next day. Now you have a funny story to tell people down the road!
slyde32 12
I had mine out recently, no funny stories, woke up and asked the nurse if it was finished, that was that. I was looking forward to having a funny story, too
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I got mine out and afterward was confused about how I had a jacket on... of all things. And the surgeon told my mom afterward as we were leaving, "She didn't actually have 6 like we thought, she ended up having 7. One more grew in after her last X-rays a year ago." I was shocked and promptly vomited on the sidewalk a few seconds later. It was rough... so much pain! Thankfully I didn't get dry sockets.
sean0930 11
Wrong Intel, lol. I just saw forks armed to the teeth !!!!!
stan_the_man 4
wouldn't that be knives armed to the teeth? forks don't have teeth, knives do.
Kayjose 8
laughing gas is a hell of a drug.
buckdharma 38
Yes, they are cereal killers.
klenorris 15
This is actually amazing!!! LOL I can't stop laughing!!!
liffagain 16
Can people in USA choose to get general anaesthesia? Is it common? When they removed my wisdom teeth I really didn't have any say in that. And a shot of local anaesthesia was more than enough. Even though both teeth removed were still hidden quite deep in the bone and under my gums.
PeartOfNeils 18
When I had mine taken out, I was put under. I think that both choices are available here in the states though.
kieralumina 30
I'm not sure if there's so much of a choice but it might depend on how many are being removed. I got all 4 done at once so I told them to give me enough so I "see unicorns making waffles". Light pain medication does nothing for some of us, so we go for stronger stuff.
Dreagoon 6
depends on 1) your insurance, 2) if your dentist offers both types, 3) how difficult it will be to remove them. my dentist will give me the gas for fillings =D
edmunson 22
Wisdom teeth removed are so painful! Drugs that make you dream of spoons are just a bonus!!
AFaye3964 17
hahaha that is great! Good luck defeating spoons!
stryder9090 28
Please tell me someone recorded that! Post-wisdom teeth videos are hilarious!