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KristaAaronn Johnson City, United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

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OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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Man, I wish I was this loopy when I got my wisdom teeth removed earlier this year.

American pain killers.. I've always wondered what they're like

RedPillSucks 33

(star wars emperor voice) Only too late do they learn the truth. (yoda voice) Begun, the spoon wars have

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may the fork be with you.

"only looking at comments for funny stories"

Bow down to the forks! All spoons shall be eradicated!

my friend got hers removed and her face swelled lol.

That just made my day! Hope u feel ok though.

I got mine out and my face swelled up so bad. The only thing i remember is something about my doc. Later, my mom told me that i called him handsome and asked him out. I was 19 he's in his late 40s. I was so embarrassed!

Those damn spoons ???