Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
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juniorsgay 0
.....how long has this been your ex?! I mean seriously who keeps text messages for that long?!? totally your fault
rockr_chick 5
u should have deleted them sooner... but that sucks OP
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Comments (68)
sourgirl101 29
Even if the OP explains that it's an old text, the ex-boyfriend would wonder why she's holding on to such an old message. But he's your ex, so who gives a damn what he thinks.
macskapingvin 0
Well either she still has it because she just hasn't got round to deleting it (perhaps it was a recent break-up) or maybe she kept it because it is a good memory of a happy time.
alwa7sh 2
It's ok I'm sure you don't see him that much. he is just going to get a bit cocky and talk about how you are still in love with him. Besides if you didn't you would have erased all the messages sent and received from him.
FFML_314 12
Maybe this is a sign. Either you're pretending to be an idiot, forcing people to kill themselves, leaving the world at your fingertips, or you're actually an idiot. I'm going with option number 2.
dezinspaaace 0
LMFAO! so embarrassing! :D
HanaFML 10
No, really?
CallMeHush 1
Might as well skeez up a little break-up sex. When life hands you lemons...
OhShuttup 0
make lemonade
macskapingvin 0
Since when is life in the habit of arbitrarily distributing citrus fruit?
DynamicDave 11
You wonder, "Hey! Where did life get these? And I wonder if they're poisoned?" And when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
ekky 3
when life gives you lemons.. get a box of corona
cherry72 13
*giggles*
Kolden 11
lol awesome
forza_italia88 2
well ydi for not deleting the messages when you broke up. or at least not cleaning up ur outbox every once in a while
davidjr_saldana 0
sounds like someone can't let go of the past
FFML_314 12
No problem. Anytime, chuckles!
BogJuan 5
What is everybody's damage? Who the hell deletes their texting history? Why should the OP have to do that as nobody expects somebody to somehow resend your stuff. FHL indeed.