Dogs, Make up and Animals: Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for...

By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 01:33

Today, my prom date and his family came over to take pictures. His dad happens to be my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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Creepy

By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Such a cutie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2014 21:00 - United States

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

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Monday 20 May 2013 9:27

I am wondering how he got pictures of the dog while decieving you at the same time, OP.

flockz 19

Monday 20 May 2013 9:31

well you should have been specific and asked for pictures of you and your date rather than just your date.

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turtlesandcheese 4

Monday 20 May 2013 16:41

Omgggg

Fedezzer 20

Monday 20 May 2013 16:50

Maybe he's trying to tell you something. I'm not, I'm just saying it might have been a joke.

no_room4BS 2

Monday 20 May 2013 17:48

Haha. Futher proves how ugly you are>>>>

dogpup4 23

Monday 20 May 2013 18:38

Wow.

Sweetpea22 14

Monday 20 May 2013 20:35

Is that what happened to you? Stop projecting your bitterness on other people. ;)

freshko21 6

Monday 20 May 2013 19:47

You must have one sexy dog

Tiger9099 11

Monday 20 May 2013 21:15

Disown him.

IliekLoki 7

Monday 20 May 2013 22:28

Your camera has magical properties.

kissandcontrol01 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 0:13

Instated of "prom" I accidentally ready "****." Whoops!

processengineer 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 0:54

dog must be better looking

minidrone_fml 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:40

Maybe if you'd walk on all four and barked ...

LittleBrownMop 3

Friday 24 May 2013 5:20

Who cares? You probably took enough pictures of yourself in the toilet of the place you had your prom, along with every other girl in your school.

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