Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
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Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, my prom date and his family came over to take pictures. His dad happens to be my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
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Summoner_T3L 15
I am wondering how he got pictures of the dog while decieving you at the same time, OP.
flockz 20
well you should have been specific and asked for pictures of you and your date rather than just your date.
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Comments (46)
turtlesandcheese 4
Omgggg
Fedezzer 20
Maybe he's trying to tell you something. I'm not, I'm just saying it might have been a joke.
no_room4BS 2
Haha. Futher proves how ugly you are>>>>
dogpup4 23
Wow.
Sweetpea22 14
Is that what happened to you? Stop projecting your bitterness on other people. ;)
freshko21 6
You must have one sexy dog
Tiger9099 11
Disown him.
IliekLoki 7
Your camera has magical properties.
kissandcontrol01 20
Instated of "prom" I accidentally ready "****." Whoops!
processengineer 9
dog must be better looking
minidrone_fml 11
Maybe if you'd walk on all four and barked ...
LittleBrownMop 3
Who cares? You probably took enough pictures of yourself in the toilet of the place you had your prom, along with every other girl in your school.