Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML
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dancinggirl900 17
Stupid teachers make me concerned for future generations.
ZombieSazza 34
This worries me... Shouldn't teachers praise students having opinions, instead of punishing for thinking?
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TechnoStew 21
Reminds me of this one time when I was closing a door to a classroom in middle school, and the doors in the classroom are really heavy and make a loud bang if you close it normally. Well, I tripped while closing it, still holding onto the handle, causing me to slam it really hard. I got sent down to the principals office for "Disrupting the class" (which hadn't even started yet) and "Having a temper issue" (I am bipolar, and I wasn't at the time)
Arlisshsr 9
OP, you clearly are not intelligent enough to understand the concept. Harry Potter is in fact a direct representation of that.
RandomRaveDude 10
Sounds like an absolutely ridiculous and counter-productive assignment! This is why I feel the school system is useless.