Today, I got into a very intense fight with my roommate about rent payment. She got so angry that she snatched my purse, walked out into the hallway and threw it down the garbage chute. Along with my money, my driver's licence, my credit cards, and my monthly paycheck was in that purse. FML
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Top comments
amberfox 11
Time for a new roommate.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
2 words: Anger Management
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ezrajab 22
I guess she wanted to pay it herself. Sorry op
Kougeru 12
Hm. The fact that you didn't outright say that she's the one that isn't paying rent, makes me think it's you. Her actions also suggest you're the one not paying rent. Maybe you should pay your rent
raven_of_azarath 35
But if OP is the one not paying rent, why would the roommate throw all of OP's money down the trash chute, making it that much harder (or easier to not) to pay rent?
gar2014 23
clean the toilet with her toothbrush and then move out
young_stud 14
These comments make me scared to ever get a room mate who isn't a close friend or girlfriend.
hunterseal 18
guess you have to dig in the garbage?? also new roommate
young_stud 14
"she snatched my purse, walked out into the hallway and threw it down the garbage chute. " Lol, the way you say that makes it sound like she did it right there in front of you, in a "you made me angry, watch what I do to your purse" type of manner. I'm sure it didn't happen that way and she probably did it while you weren't looking but it just sounds that way, as if you could have stopped it anytime. Your roommate might have issues, not just anger issues, but mental health issues. This is another entry in the long list of FML posters who have legitimately crazy roommates.
young_stud 14
I hope you were able to get your valuables back, and in usable condition.
xemnas1997 5
Well it looks like you won the argument because now she's definitely the one who's going to be paying the rent.
wrongchicken 3
If she's the one not paying, then call the cops on her for that crap. If it's not her who's not paying, ...c'mon; don't be that person. She still shouldn't have done that, but it makes it more understandable. Either way, go down and grab it.
Dorothy Goodwin 6
those chutes go somewhere. I would make her help sift through the dumpster at the bottom.
Kade Holland 5
now she really has to pay for it literally $$