Miscellaneous: Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom...

By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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By cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r - 04/06/2012 20:34 - United States - Geneva

Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:53

Burn anything you have that you don't want to be seen wearing in public. That hideous reindeer sweater in the back of your closet... Yeah, BURN IT NOW.

Dadothy 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:50

I hope your brothers are metrosexual;)

Comments

kirstyannemiller 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:06

Your parents are hilarious, they chose the one thing that will really hurt hahahaha

MrBrightside21 20

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:07

Ahhh, I see. Only Noor would be intelligent enough to think out the entire scenario. You truly are a ninja.

YesyDidWhat 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:08

That is a horrible punishment OP! I'm so sorry for you. I would be so embarrassed If my parents did the same thing to me, especially since I know my little brother would make me wear something totally weird and embarrasing.

obeyy_keegan 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:10

Is school not out in Illinois?

nyoomlio 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:11

Lol

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:18

I believe some FMLs take awhile to get published, so it could have been a month or so ago when this was submitted. And I know some private schools are year-round.

babe7260 30

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:18

That's amazing!!!!

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:21

Just hope they don't find that one t-shirt that everybody hides in the back of their closet. Start taking the clothes that are even out of the question to a goodwill!