Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my sister blamed me for everything again. We're twins and have the same friends, but they all like her better because she's an extrovert and I'm an introvert, and I'm sick of her getting mad at me, copying me, blaming me and making my life miserable for no reason. Why does everyone think I'm so pathetic? FML
Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML
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invadermaythe1st 35
Wow, are they even allowed to say that? What an asshole.
Soundslikeothers 15
I bet your sister wouldn't have posted an FML about this.
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Comments (87)
Artures_way1 23
I know how it feels like. I'm the last one of a family of 4 kids. 2 sisters and a brother. I've always (and still) being compared to my sisters. Sometimes with my brother which is worst.
missreader 14
that teacher should get fired right away
LilFidget 4
That teacher can (and should) be reviewed for a grading bias due to that comment. Report it immediately.
syed121417 22
I ******* hate it when teachers keep referencing a sibling. Like dude I get it you had my sister, but if you love her so much then go find. Like I think when teachers have siblings as students they forget that they are two individuals, not ways to have the first one again vicariously. As for this teacher, they are an asshole. And stupid. I'd report it.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Tell me u knocked that bitch out
Fukkme 8
No she wasn't ready
prettygurl89 16
that's mean :(
lollypop624 11
You can't say that!!
fantasyworld 39
Teachers need to quit comparing siblings to each other. Just because they are genetically related doesn't mean they are the same person.
Rectov 10
Boom man. That was great. Maybe you shouldn't be such an ass