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lol! she reaaaally doesn't want to celebrate you!
WTF! that's not an fml, it's just a coincedent. stop crying over stupid shit like that.
I'm not getting what the big deal is. Go to her shower during the day and celebrate your birthday at night. Seriously it's not that hard.
...I don't even know any of my cousins' birthdays except for one, and that's because hers is three days before mine. Why the hell should you expect your cousin to remember your birthday? And even if she did remember the date of your birthday, why should SHE (a member of your non-immediate family whom you probably only see on holidays) drop everything to plan around you? Coincidences happen. It's called "getting over it". You should try it some time. Because last I checked, the solar system revolved around the sun, not around you. And the last I knew about the matter, baby showers aren't an all-day all-night event. Take an hour or two out of your day to congratulate her on her child, for crying out loud. It wouldn't kill you to think of someone other than yourself. Then you can go back to doing whatever the hell you're doing for your birthday.
You know, now that I look at OP's nickname, I'm calling shenanigans. "littlestardramaq" Possible translation "little star drama queen" Troll? It's probable.
Or she's being a hypocrite and referring to her cousin.
True, true. Either way, she now falls under the list of "people who who should be repeatedly **** punted".
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Question is, do you plan on going?
punch her in the gut!!... wait... yeah punch her in the gut!!! XD