Miscellaneous: Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told...

By lmaoLOSER - 02/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:24 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By footyfallout - 16/08/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By Miguel - 20/08/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:35

Well France is supposed to be the country of love, so why not.

Quest_ 13

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:39

Your mum also puts love hearts on my French quizzes.

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ace83_fml 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:22

gay. who cares

ncvolley123 8

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:29

omg, ur mom luvs u!!! that totally sux.

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:31

Well why did she have to sign a perfect paper?

gigilvrs6 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:37

Nathaly is a purdy name :D

fadingaway 17

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:55

Oh no, your mom loves you! That really sucks.

arabianhorse1234 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:25

like, OMG, my mom loves me. this is, like, SO embarrassing. f*ck you. YDI.

LilAngell 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:55

Dhiss^^

riseagainst8767x 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:21

58-lol

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:26

Good job!!! XOXOXOXO

jayemdoubleyou 1

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:27

Nathaly? WTF kind of name is that?

allforthehoney 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:28

You should enjoy it while you can.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:54

Kids whine when their parents show they love them, and if they don't. Wth

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