Love, Kids and Awkward: Are you my mommy now?

Are you my mommy now?

By Anonymous - 01/10/2022 09:00

Today, after I offered my boyfriend of a couple of months to come stay at my place for a few days, he turned up with suitcases… along with his 2 children, who he'd never mentioned having before, despite one of them being a toddler. They seem intent on staying a while, so I'm wondering what to do now. FML

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By crowded - 20/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to his parents' house for the weekend. He didn’t tell me until after we’d arrived that all his siblings and their SO's would also be coming. His parents live in a 2 bedroom, one bath house. So far there are 16 people here and he’s refusing to drive me back home. FML

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Intruders!

By wtf babe? - 29/06/2020 14:02

Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 11:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

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Dealbreaker

By trapped - 01/05/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, it’s only been a few months but I’m seriously considering leaving my husband. His kids were fine during weekend visits, but now that they live with us they’ve become absolutely insufferable fucking monsters. He won’t discipline them, and when I try they, tell the most awful lies about me. FML

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Just go home already!

By Please go home - 05/04/2019 00:00

Today, it's now the third week my boyfriend's best friend has been sleeping on our bedroom floor because he doesn't want to face the consequences of his actions back at his parents' place. My boyfriend sees no problem with this, and says he can stay and live off us as long as he wants. FML

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Great parenting

By not my responsibility - 05/10/2021 07:59

Today, my sister is upset that I won’t upturn my entire life by letting her kids stay at my house 4-5 days a week. She decided to move in with her boyfriend after one month, before even introducing him to her kids. Now he’s decided he doesn’t like the kids, so she wants me to keep them. FML

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Even more lonely now

By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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Home invasion

By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 18:01 - Canada

Today, I’m living out of a suitcase this week, so that my ex-boyfriend, who moved across the country and was going to stay with me for a little while, can quarantine in my house with his girlfriend, who I requested wasn’t in my house in the first place. They didn’t ask, just decided while I wasn’t home that it was okay. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 1 October 2022 10:57

Sounds like he withheld information specifically so that you would feel obligated to let him stay since you already agreed. That’s not good. Definitely check tenants’ rights in your area and get him out.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 1 October 2022 20:59

Suggestion - Obviously boyfriend lied or at the very least withheld important information so he could move in with you. It’s over - Kick him out as soon as possible. He’s not suddenly going to become an honest and trustworthy person. The sooner you get him out of your life the easier it will be.

Comments

Anderling 32

Saturday 1 October 2022 10:57

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 October 2022 11:09

Become a mommy?

Chazzster 28

Saturday 1 October 2022 20:59

dreams2383 18

Saturday 1 October 2022 23:28

Tell him right now the date her needs to be gone. Set boundaries now.

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 2 October 2022 7:27

Do NOT let him stay, no matter how much it kills you to put children out. Once he's there long enough to establish residency, you're screwed

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 2 October 2022 12:40

You're so right about this. I guess it may vary by location, but I've had this happen with a long-term boyfriend that simply refused to leave, and the cops told me they couldn't do anything unless I formally evicted him. They even told me that I could go live in a shelter in the meantime if I didn't feel safe with him around.