Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
That's a scumbag if I ever saw one. Just throw him away already.
ShadowAirplane 9
tell him want reimbursement for the tickets.
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Comments (99)
Jlow17 4
That's a dick move hon dump his ass you deserve so much better
IvyPalin 7
Hope the douche can suck his own dick because he is rightly single
ViviMage 40
Time for a long talk with this idgit and dump him, or make him take you. Who did he take? Some chick you dot know about?
djinnyf 12
Sooooo you still call that a boyfriend?!!
rugby_lover09 13
I hope he goes into a portapotty and someone tips it over.
blink831forever 13
It's your fault for having him hold the festival tickets, any moron knows that asking your significant other to hold festival tickets is code for: leave the bitch you're dating and take someone else. But seriously OP your b/f sucks donkey balls. Make him an ex and find somebody better.
MDTeddy 13
WTF?
Jelbeztok 17
everyone is saying you should dump him without knowing one important thing, who did he take?
chuckcloninger 12
And I'm sure that prior to this everything was going swell and, amazingly, this just up and happened? No, most likely this is just the last thing that in a bunch of crappy things he has done and you have just not kicked him in the kucko chow and moved on. If this doesn't make it happen nothing will.
nvo 6
Your EX-boyfriend, I hope?