Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Pleonasm 36
That's a scumbag if I ever saw one. Just throw him away already.
ShadowAirplane 9
tell him want reimbursement for the tickets.
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Comments (99)
rashadmahmoud 4
Dump him!
skitsmuffin 6
Orly? It seems like the bf already did. But next time she sees him I vote she pretends shes going to hug him, then just knees him in the nuts! Have fun being with better ppl OP
ApollosMyth 22
72, very few things warrent a knee to the nuts, and this is not one of them. Maybe a slap to the face, or a throat-kick. But no nut knees for this.
skitsmuffin 6
Naw, he deserves it 82. Thats a very shitty way to break up with your gf. Oh and im 73 dude..
deathy94 14
What a dick. One day you will go to a festival with someone especial, till' then just be proud you're a festival virgin.
zeuslovesyaoi 17
when i saw the word especial i immediately read the rest of your comment with a spanish accent
golden_warrior 23
I hope you went and told your farther. And I hope he chased the douche with a baseball bat.
paigexox0 37
Clever;)
ShawnBushOG 9
Well, he's at your mercy now.
Eorlas 31
That's awful, I'm so sorry OP. Give him the deuces and take a hotter guy friend even if you don't intend to date him. I hope you can still try to have a good time with cooler people :)
Jemm_fml 29
I can't even find a bright side this time. Class A douche. wow.
adam3650 12
I like to think the bright side is she didn't have to go to the festival with said douche.
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
Get your Dad to go to his house with a baseball bat!
perdix 31
Go buy a hot dog. Give the guy 8 bucks and tell him to keep the change. Get a sunburn and buy some cheap costume jewelry and a knock-off handbag, and BOOM! You just got the festival experience without walking through vomit and urine and overpaying for parking. Let your boyfriend and his guest suffer the disappointment and disillusionment of the real deal (remember about the vomit and urine?)
HoboWithACondom 8
Epic! XD
meherm 11
Wait wait wait! So you're telling me you just let him get away with that? Honey grow a backbone and put him in his place! Or find somebody better cause seriously that's uncalled for and totally disrespectful.
VeganVampyre 27
Well, we don't actually know that she didn't... It sounds like he was already gone by the time she was ready, so she couldn't say anything then, but she might have yelled at him later. But either way, I totally agree with you!
Jharrist89 12
Just take someone else. **** it.
skyturtle 9
She can't take someone else if her (ex) boyfriend has the tickets.