Health: Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in... - FML

By gorey - 19/08/2010 01:26 - Canada

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 19:21 - United States - Boise

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Behave yourselves

By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

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Crime scene

By veethebee - 08/05/2019 01:00

Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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jjesseroggaa 3

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:31

Oh my god! Yeah, that happened to me too when I was 14, except I was just having blood tested. Hurts. A lot.

edris_305 21

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:36

Wat the hell is wrong with you :-/

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BetterUThanMe 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:47

BetterUThanMe 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:49

Sigh..... Again my comment disappeared....

BetterUThanMe 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:54

Donate blood! Every donation saves three lives.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:08

OWWWWWW!!!

SHAMW0W 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 17:40

AHH that sucks. I had to get an iv one time, and the tard nurse put a piece of tape on the syringe and ripped it out. it hurt so much, and now the vein on the inside of my elbow looks really weird.

TGOBman 0

Monday 23 August 2010 3:40

srry

addikted2ink 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:40

WOW!!! I would've punched him in the face with my other arm.

ilubabe 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:07

lol :) feel better if u get sick !!

Kornlover 9

Monday 19 September 2011 7:59

Don't worry, they give you an iodine swab before inserting the needle.

bpayne1983 0

Friday 22 June 2012 19:57

Should have stood up and kicked him in the nuts

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