By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
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fabbitsrabbit 0

well if u guys r frends then its a good thing that he cares enough to tell u bout it

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Seti_fml 0

sounds like a good friend to me, who cares if he doesn't want to be with you? at least he cares enough not to let you walk around a party smelling bad.

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doof_fisch 2

B.O. is such a turn-off. (In politics, too).

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star_ver 0

That wasn't even remotely funny. Fail.

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Aniland 2
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YDI for smelling like ass.

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bambii101 0

Well at least he didnt embarass you in frount of a lot of people..he was trying to do you a favor

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skullbuster 0

Dee, your friends here online @ FML all still love you - but that is mainly because we can't smell you through the computer!

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RhymePrime 7
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Maybe she just needs to use Men's Deodorant next time, =]

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vball_luvah 2
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26: what are you talking about? i thought #1's comment was pretty funny. maybe just because i'm not a fan of B.O. LOL but at least he/she didn't say first. that pisses me off.

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00yoda4 0

wooooo hooooooo I'm the 30,000th to say fyl

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Metzler31 17
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haha I liked that.. #26 is definitely an Obama fan who gets insulted too easily. I thought that was pretty funny.... #3040 to say FYL!

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vespr 0
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what I want to know is that why is this guys carrying a stick of deodorant with him? does he need it constantly!?

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serb77 0
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it was in his room retard

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hella_elyse 0

Lesson #1 Always smell clean and yummy for boys. We're women, and we should be viewed as feminine beauties. And B.O is definitely not femenine or beautiful! (just an opinion)

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Teecuppit3a 0

I thought guys thought it was sexy when a girl is all sweaty from working out and such? Haha. These rules confuse me, and make me laugh at the same time. :]

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redbluegreen 40
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Sweating from working out can remind the person of sex, having sex, or that they can have a good workout together. ( ; Sweating at a party can be quite the turn-off, and stinking (at least to me) is unattractive. You can sweat without smelling bad, and there are precautions if you perspire a lot. The story never suggests she was sweaty though (she could have been, yes). But the story is: she stunk, he noticed, and acted upon it.

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Tobe_fml 0
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Women shouldn't be expected to smell any better than men are...

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shmoop 0
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i sort of agree with what you're saying, but why shouldn't it apply to guys too? no one likes the smell of BO so why shouldn't both sexes avoid it?

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IOwnedYou 0

Uh, it depends, sometimes women care more about their looks then men, vice versa..

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greenltrn2003 0

I was gonna say something. then I read redbluegreen's comment. nail on the head...

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irononreverse 0
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This applies to both sexes. Some men just happen to be rubbish at it.

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OwenMcAwesome 0
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says the fat chick...

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helen_ellexo 22
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#37, everyone including #33 are talking about smells not looks

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fabbitsrabbit 0

well if u guys r frends then its a good thing that he cares enough to tell u bout it

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rmujerita 0

i once was hanging out with a guy and he straight up said you stink! and left.

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Playthismelodyx3 0

lmaooo that was better than the FML i literally started laughing out loud.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I guess he did take the friendship to the next level...

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Seti_fml 0

sounds like a good friend to me, who cares if he doesn't want to be with you? at least he cares enough not to let you walk around a party smelling bad.

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cassidyxboo 0
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Wow, why would you go to a guys house you like without smelling nice? That would be the first thing I'd do, but on dome deodorant & perfume. Guys loooove when girls smell good. Remember that next time!

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teqifsha 0
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what I like is that you said really like instead of love, good job

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redbluegreen 40
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Gosh. Am I the only one paranoid about this sort of stuff? I absolutely can't stand it when someone doesn't use deodorant or can't tell or check to see if they smell. If someone has to approach you, that's bad.

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audijake18 11
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I obsess over this.... I carry perfume Nd lotion in my purse at all times... It's a necessity.

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realrealitysuccs 0

wow ur a disgusting disgrace to woman not FYL but Fuc every1 who had to smell ur disgustin ass lives o n ur friend is awesome

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pieisyourdrug 0
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And you are just a disgrace to general humankind.

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whatboyfriend 0
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HAHA FYL. why wouldnt you wear deodorant to parties? Lots of people, dancing... Seems like common sense to me

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KaylaaChristine 0
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Well these folks basically told you well, but FYL? Not really, he was pretty nice about it at least! :)

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