Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
PandaLoverXD 12
That is revolting... O_O
whh05001 5
What ******* 3rd world country do you live in? "water cookers" with rats in them... Move to North Dakota, I hear it's nice and cold up there.
eilearose 3
Netherlands, idiot.
TWlSTEDxANGEL 0
Eww!!!
13AlibiesETF 6
Please give the rat a proper funeral!
Mischief109 11
Haha your name fits this perfectly!
missfyl 0
that's disgusting, and I truly do feel bad for you ????
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
Peachy2392 26
Glad you were able to fix the problem and that you're both feeling better! I've also got a cat named Sammie who does most of the "hunting" at our house. :)
donaldthegrump 23
Good job Sammie!!!
jollyman96 2
OH RATS!!
AliMartin11 2
Pretty sure youll be ok, doeant the boiled water, purify it...
Randomness90 27
This is so gross