Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
It's okay, OP. You'll soon have that money back, plus millions. You just have to wait for the guy to be able to leave the refugee camp, and you're all set.
MrSassypants 34
Foreign diplomat? Wow, your husband must really be a fool. Now if you excuse me, a Nigerian prince is asking me if I can lend him a couple of thousands.
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Comments (60)
NavitasNexus 3
He's a special kind of stupid, and you married him!
nhormuss 17
Don't worry, that diplomat is really your rich great great uncle, who just died and left a fortune! All you have to do is send $500 for trnasfer fees and it's all yours!
k_lylepad 19
Look on the bright side. At least your husband isn't cheating on you.
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope he doesn't get an email about entering his social security number for a chance to win the lottery....
ccdude14 4
My Uncle felk for a double reverse mortgage scam and he is one of the smartest people I know. There IS a person that gets the response and they CAN be crafty if you aren't careful. I hope you didn't lose everything. I am so sorry this happened to you. Tip I am IT do NOT trusy ANY techie who calls you to give you tech support. NO legitimate tech company cold calls.
Epikouros 32
Intelligent people who think they're being clever are the group most likely to fall for scams like this. Just like 'alternative medicine' or investing in tropical tree plantations. People who got bad grades in school are usually more careful with schemes they don't understand.
Shepardspie71 8
At least if it was a gf. He would have gotten a return on his investment
cathrope 10
I have a great house for sale, it has a wonderful view of the rockies in Minnesota if interested
azyjazy713 11
Those "foreign diplomats" just keep getting more & more clever. You cant fix stupid. Love conquers all.
ashleyylove3 22
Well at least you know he's not on drugs or cheating on you.
godfathermock 19
i would have preferred he was doing drugs. an addiction you can work with, but you can't fix stupid.