Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
It's okay, OP. You'll soon have that money back, plus millions. You just have to wait for the guy to be able to leave the refugee camp, and you're all set.
MrSassypants 34
Foreign diplomat? Wow, your husband must really be a fool. Now if you excuse me, a Nigerian prince is asking me if I can lend him a couple of thousands.
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Comments (60)
xcanox 9
Did the foreign diplomat's name happen to be Mr. Herp McDerp?
perdix 31
So drugs or gifts for another woman would be less bad than the fake diplomat?
xDovahkiin 12
I'd have thought it was stupid, but been relieved anyway.
calypso1212 14
I love your name!
NessaMae 19
Sorry OP, your husband is an idiot.
crazytwinsmom 25
As OP's name so aptly points out.
pam241 15
hahaha best fml I've read in awhile
Hurmbifrum 14
Is your husband by any chance Peter Griffin?
tukies 28
Wait you mean that's a scam? Damn...
NessaMae 19
I could just imagine it now. You check the mail, and there's money in an envelope. Whoa, millions of dollars. But It's foreign money, and It's only worth a couple bucks when exchanged for American money. Just a weird scenario I thought of.
Fmlsea 28
wow the other two options would've been better then that ... ( not that those are good either) I feel sorry for you that you married a dumb ass .
underthesea12 24
Another woman sounds better than that