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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45

Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

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twitlight 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:11

You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.

FatherKnowsBEST 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:09

Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?

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StephyBaby16 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:15

how long did u use it before ya got the common sense to look at the ******* label?

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:34

it looks like she's trying to make a tough decision...gerbil or beads?

skyshark 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:40

@16. A dumbass.

XDNurse 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:42

guys are funny, it's obvious that his gf wouldn't put poison on herself so why read the label, right? lol! at least it's a step up from soap... I know a guy that shampoos and conditions with Irish springs.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:59

I don't put it on my hair before I read the label. Dumbfuck.

Tang35 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:04

haha ivtried thus nairobi lotion of my sisters on my legs, ya it's burned smelled like shit and did a horrible job. I bet if u use to much u end up gettin off the hair on ur hands too. haha that would suck

TheAnalogKid2112 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:12

Ewes ****** hair!

Quest_ 13

Friday 12 February 2010 15:12

Silly OP. Vaginal cleanser does not belong on your head. It belongs on ladies' vulvas. YDI for thinking your life is somehow ****** from putting a gentle cleansing agent in your hair, seemingly because of it's association with female genitals.

exquisite 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:12

I'm still trying to figure out how you 'borrow' shampoo...

Kockdiesel 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:26

you're such a douche!

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