By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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challan 19

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

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euphoricness 28

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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chocolatefrog28 29

You're dating the wrong person. Tell your current boyfriend to rename his hand "bitch" and keep her busy while you offer to take his friend out to dinner or something.

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Shorty777 4

He's your EX BOYFRIEND now, right?

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bjdog98 9

Date the friend who's actually texting you as payback.

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DWynter 11

You do mean EX-boyfriend, right, OP? Right? (Oops, #92 already beat me to it.)

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DenBriZel 31

I hate to use the cliche on here and say to leave him....But you need to. He doesn't have any respect for you and doesn't care enough to even talk to you himself.

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TheModernPatriot 14

Get rid if him, if he refers to you like that, he needs to go. That's wrong, besides, if you love him, you'll wanna save him money.

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Erery 16

DUMP HIM DUMP HIM NOW. If you don't then....you're not a very intelligent human being.

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outoftown 26

I see this being made into a movie. After you dump the piece of shit you now call a boyfriend, partner up with the friend and write the screenplay.

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