Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
RoseTheOdd tells us more.
I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.
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CrookedCook 14
If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about ******, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.
Silentcrafter11 13
Oh...well, that's interesting.
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rg350dx 29
I've seen enough ****** to going where this is hentai... Wait a second..
muurph 4
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Gangnam style?
HowieDoIt 21
That's Korean.
rg350dx 29
Maybe gangbang style
Curtar2 18
#16 you went full retard. Never go full retard.
eredding24 2
Lolol
Sperino 4
She must be referring to gangnam style. Lol
andromeda335 9
Except gangnam style is Korean?
NioBerry 7
and that song is about finding a girl sexy lady
xKeroseneHearts 9
Gangnam Style is from South Korea.
jjmiller1001 17
are you sure that didn't come from communist north Korea, you know psy does hate Americans
Pyro_Wolf 17
North Koreans aren't allowed out of North Korea, and Psy was in America. And he doesn't hate Americans...
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Actually, even though he has apologized for it, he did sing a song at a protest concert many years ago about killing American soldiers and their families, so, at least at the time, I'm pretty sure Psy hated Americans.
perdix 31
I know how you feel. I liked the song "Turning Japanese" until I found out it was about masturbation -- and then I liked it even more!
yeti37 16
And I loved Billy Squier's song "Stroke" until I found out it WASN'T about ************. Then I was bummed...
yeti37 16
Helps if I spelled the act of jerking off correctly. Where's autocorrect when you need it?!
perdix 31
#30, the auto-correct for "masturbation" is "quit doing that or you'll grow hair on your palms!"
yeti37 16
Perdix, I couldn't even read that. I must be going blind!
perdix 31
#44, aw, that's sad, but you have great music to get you through your troubles. There's "Dancing With Myself," "She Bop" and, of course, "I Touch Myself." I believe these songs will really help . . . I honestly do ;)
vbmg152 19
What's wrong Turning Japanese? In my young days, we'd play it loud & smoke 420!
perdix 31
#71, there's nothing wrong with it -- it's perfectly natural ;)
Spottedfeather 7
You found out that it was about masturbation ? I was a kid when that came out and I knew the first time I heard it what it was about. It's totally obvious.
rg350dx 29
Well thank god it's not about cacti.
Reaper1984 13
Maybe ***** in Japan is a secret underground marital arts they're singing about. I mean you have Tae Kwon Do, Judo, ***** totally works
coolster5000 22
Tae Kwon do is korean
Reaper1984 13
Im very aware, I never suggested it was a Japanese form at all, it ended in (do) that's why I used it.
Wizardo 34
Well that story only had one of two endings, double ended end indeed.
DeloresTheBear 4
Yea nigga
Adhdkid107 9
Hopefully you were not by anyone who speaks Japanese....