By KatiRozz1 - 17/04/2013 17:40 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 695
You deserved it 18 360

RoseTheOdd tells us more.

I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.

Top comments

If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about ******, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.

Comments

rg350dx 29

I've seen enough ****** to going where this is hentai... Wait a second..

Sperino 4

She must be referring to gangnam style. Lol

NioBerry 7

and that song is about finding a girl sexy lady

xKeroseneHearts 9

Gangnam Style is from South Korea.

are you sure that didn't come from communist north Korea, you know psy does hate Americans

Pyro_Wolf 17

North Koreans aren't allowed out of North Korea, and Psy was in America. And he doesn't hate Americans...

Actually, even though he has apologized for it, he did sing a song at a protest concert many years ago about killing American soldiers and their families, so, at least at the time, I'm pretty sure Psy hated Americans.

perdix 29

I know how you feel. I liked the song "Turning Japanese" until I found out it was about masturbation -- and then I liked it even more!

And I loved Billy Squier's song "Stroke" until I found out it WASN'T about ************. Then I was bummed...

Helps if I spelled the act of jerking off correctly. Where's autocorrect when you need it?!

perdix 29

#30, the auto-correct for "masturbation" is "quit doing that or you'll grow hair on your palms!"

Perdix, I couldn't even read that. I must be going blind!

perdix 29

#44, aw, that's sad, but you have great music to get you through your troubles. There's "Dancing With Myself," "She Bop" and, of course, "I Touch Myself." I believe these songs will really help . . . I honestly do ;)

What's wrong Turning Japanese? In my young days, we'd play it loud & smoke 420!

perdix 29

#71, there's nothing wrong with it -- it's perfectly natural ;)

Spottedfeather 7

You found out that it was about masturbation ? I was a kid when that came out and I knew the first time I heard it what it was about. It's totally obvious.

rg350dx 29

Well thank god it's not about cacti.

Maybe ***** in Japan is a secret underground marital arts they're singing about. I mean you have Tae Kwon Do, Judo, ***** totally works

Im very aware, I never suggested it was a Japanese form at all, it ended in (do) that's why I used it.

Wizardo 33

Well that story only had one of two endings, double ended end indeed.

Hopefully you were not by anyone who speaks Japanese....