anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
makeover-needed
United States
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
Some people just suck!
Slander
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
lonergirl
Australia
Who am I?
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Anonymous
Doesn't add up
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Anonymous
Hampton Hill, United Kingdom
Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
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Welshite 40
Are the others known as "the good" and "the bad"?
perdix 31
#1, it's rare to see a great first comment. Hats off to you, good sir! An extra turkey leg for you!
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glitterkuro 18
I remember once when me and two friends volunteered as 'Mums' (the name our university gave to older students who looked after the first years). Most kitchens had one Mum and one Dad but the kitchen we were assigned to for some reason had three Mums. The first years decided to call us all 'Mum' but to differentiate between us, referred to us as 'Cool Mum', 'Bossy Mum' and 'Dirty/Slutty Mum'. I was Dirty Mum.
perdix 31
#32, don't flatter yourself -- they meant Unsanitary Mum :D
glitterkuro 18
Given the context, I'm guessing not :( (I fell foul to the student drinking game 'Never Have I Ever'- it's not MY fault they only named things I've done!)
perdix 31
#35, just kidding. I'm sure you're dirty in the fun way ;)
evalu8tor 12
Perdix censored! Is nothing sacred any more?
themonesterman 12
Damn.
ZY1431 24
don't stress you'll get assholes like that at work.
sempiternal80816 9
lmao
djsammyc 19
not all canadians are nice op :'(
Setareh23 34
Liez! All Canadians are nice! The only logical explanation for mean Canadians is that they were actually born somewhere else and then smuggled in as babies!
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Liez. All Canadians are beautiful.
Lanker 17
And still there are people clicking on the YDI button...
Fuhkyoo 17
maybe they knew her in a past life
miss_jules 11
Fight fire with fire OP! Give the culprits insulting nicknames too, For exaple: "The fat one", "The bald one", "The short one"!
worldclassrager 41
Go by your middle name or your last name...that's what I have done before...
little_one 20
Does cheerleader, so and so, what's her face work there too? It would be sad if the teen girl squad split up...