Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
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Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
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Top comments
karlcolt45 19
money says jump, cat say how high
gorjuzmel 10
Maybe she just has a good work ethic and could use the money?
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Comments (86)
YouMissedASpot 8
Maybe she is just really short for cash and needs the extra income?
sassy2085 16
Perhaps you are smothering her and work is her escape. Although leading up to me divorcing my husband I spent an enormous amount of time at work trying to avoid the obvious.
RoseBlack123 37
Either she desperately needs the money, or I'll never understand why she's still with you if she doesn't like you. FYL
perdix 31
At first, I read this as "extra *****." I had such a great comment for that story! Some people believe that doing unpleasant things builds character. As Nietzsche said, "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger . . . and richer . . . and keeps me away from my boring, smelly, horny boyfriend, win, win, win!"
simplysarcastics 26
Maybe she just really needs the money or wants employee of the month or something. But if you feel like she is neglecting then maybe schedule cuddle time after work.
caitiebug1119 15
Are you sure she doesn't need the money really badly? I usually stay late at work or work on days when I'm off because I need the money. I don't like my job or coworkers some days. Some days, I downright hate it and everyone there. Some days, I had plans with my boyfriend, but hanging out with him won't pay the bills.
chosha_fml 27
Seems she doesn't like you much either.
Tpracingkg 15
Dump her and move on
Kristoffer 35
Money has nothing to do with how well she likes her job, or you. Talk to her about it, if it bothers you that much - and it clearly does, if you go to the trouble of submitting a FML about it.
Dcm210 19
Maybe find a girl to hang out with during her extra shifts.