Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
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karlcolt45 19
money says jump, cat say how high
gorjuzmel 10
Maybe she just has a good work ethic and could use the money?
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Comments (86)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
"Girlfriend"... You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. FYL OP, she clearly wants to dump you but is too cowardly to let you know
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Not many Princess Bride fans here obviously
Jenn50 19
Or, everyone got the reference and just disagrees with your assessment of the situation.
stevothedevo 25
Your definition of spending time, isnt sitting in front of the tv playing Xbox/playstation is it? If so.. I get it
qr_fml 21
It's time for you to take a hint and get a new gf
nikhilambhorkar 24
Then why are you still together? I don't get it.
zahra_786 19
The best thing to do is talk to her about this, because she really could be doing it to earn enough money. Don't jump to conclusions or you'll depress yourself. :D.
dRUMsKELETON 12
If she's tight on cash it might not be a choice she makes to specifically avoid you. The only way you can really know is talking about it with her upfront. Things aren't always clear but you can possibly make it work with good communication :)
OddShoeLaces 13
Or yenno she's broke and needs the money. I hate my job and take on extra shifts all the time. My boyfriend doesn't act like a little bitch and moan about it tho.
TheGitHitman 3
Dauuuuummmm
bestofbritish93 8
Time to find someone who deserves you OP. :)
MadameMerle 11
How about "she needs the money"? Ever thought about that?