By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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Omniprism 14

Tell him if your not getting any he's not either. But kudos for his smart comment.

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thelittlepakeha 6

One of the many reasons my flatmate's going to be a solo mum soon is pretty similar to this. Her ex apparently CANNOT go a week without sex, no matter what's wrong with her that she can't or doesn't want to. He is a douche in many ways, though.

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happyfingers 15

... I guess you should have seen that coming, huh? lol

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831curmudgeon 7

Given his blatant insensitivity, complete self-absorption, and lack of pretty basic intelligence, shouldn't this FML be about your "ex-fiance"? Or are you really that desperate that you'd actually marry an idiot?

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sprinkesrdelish 5

I hate that! men suck! my fiancé does sbit like this all the time. I hate it. I'm sorry. youre not alone

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haase182 3

Well maybe that's his roundabout way of asking you to pleasure him with your mouth, seeing as sexual intercourse is unavailable to him currently.

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katt_is_here 24

. . . You are saying this as if that point isn't obvious. I can't decide if you are a moron or just trolling.

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