Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, due to my parents divorcing 30 years ago, marrying other people, and giving me a handful of half siblings, I found myself in the uniquely unpleasant situation of walking in on my sister having sex with my brother. (Stop panicking, they’re not blood related to each other, work it out!) FML
Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Darth_Taco 14
Oh wow...what do you even say to that? Well, when it comes time to leave home, I suggest you and your brother go far away XP.
Smiley_70 22
OK - things like this - you don't need to know about your folks. Best thing is to realise it is their issue to deal with - nothing you can do. Just be glad you haven't walked in on them!
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Comments (146)
Kayleen 0
you're the only guy out there that doesn't want a threesome
Chfanfiction 0
Well, I guess that makes me weird. and if that's what it takes I'm okay with that.
k_100 0
#120 i totally agree with you, i don't understand whats attraction in threesomes, too awkward
zargon 1
A threesome is a logistical nightmare... no thank you.
mathoreeeeo 14
so now your mad at your parents because they didn't tell you wtf???
sickinlove13 0
Your parents are disgusting.
Kandyland 12
Don't feel bad. It took me 18 years to figure out that not only is my dad bisexual, but he and my step-mom are swingers. Almost every one of their friends and people that I've called "aunt" and "uncle" over the years are really their sex partners. I also found pics of my dad in drag on the computer. Yeah. So seriously, your problem is almost normal. lol
DizzyDaydreams 1
FYL. It's not her business to butt in into her parents sex life, but she HAS the right to be concerned about them. I would freak out if I found out that my parents has been having threesome for several years now.
hattergonemad 10
Freaking out may not be the proper response, but you could definitely ask questions about it. In the specific circumstances described in the OP, I'd be upset they didn't introduce him to me as their partner. (If that's what he is, it sounds like it). I'd like to know all the members of my family, thank you.
marleyvk 0
im sorry, but if you want to have multiple sexual partners... dont get married. i know people disagree, and no im not some preachy christian, im an atheist, but i firmly think that marriage is a bond between two people. not three. and also if i get married, no one but me is touching my husband.
rasta_pasta 4
sorry, but you just made an irrelevant judgment call. you say you're not being preachy but you're telling other people that they shouldn't get married because what they do within that marriage doesn't agree with your fragile mores.
miki1 0
you sure you two are siblings?
mullisupreme 16
well would you have been any happier with that knowledge?! highly doubt that. and on top, everybody is entitled to fullfill their sexuall fantasies, your parents just as much as yourself ;-)
hattergonemad 10
Would have been overjoyed in fact, if only because it would make it easier for my family to accept my relationship of 3.
fantasyworld 39
Is the family friend a man or woman?
Carlos_bh 10
They're grown adults, if they're happy then let it be.