Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Today, I found out I lost a promotion intended for me because I was on planned vacation. FML
Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML
Today, after a year and a half of overexploitation at work without getting paid for it, I can finally have a deserved vacation. Why? I caught Covid. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, just a day prior to my vacation starting, I learned that my five-day "seasonal fever" is actually due to a blood infection from a bacteria. FML
Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
I hear the Arctic is pretty nice at this time of the year.
NickaPLZ 26
Wow. At least your work gave you something like that! I hear tons of places are cutting back!
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Comments (75)
mrtonyanderson 20
Well you already have skin cancer...
Aaronator25 7
You could have taken away all that and just left "I have skin Cancer"
WhiteCrimson 23
How inconsiderate of them.
Juultje 8
I think "I have skin cancer" would be FML enough... but wow. FYL indeed. Good luck beating it.
skyline0392 8
Quit your bitching and wear some sun screen and enjoy your free trip.
nooblper 21
#75 Are you ******* stupid? Do you think skin cancer is some kind of mild inconvenience?
fantasyworld 39
Hope you can switch to another vacation.
lonelyfuck 7
How the hell are people clicking the *You Deserved It* button?! Its not OPs fault if they have cancer! Douches