Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
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Top comments
alwaysalady 0
I had a teacher who over an entire year never once called me by my right name. At least this one's trying even if he is being a jerk about it.
rational_man 0
blackmail= A+ use this and other mistakes people make to your advantage, and maybe lay off the krispy cremes.
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Comments (32)
junaakb48 0
maybe u should keep fit..
Gravsey101 10
Maybe you should shut your mouth.
Randen_fml 0
don't be tubby?
lemonzone25 17
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Well what did you expect? If you are fat, don't think she wouldn't notice it. YDI for being oblivious to your own weight problem.
BrittaniiFTW 4
Some people just have a higher fat percentage, doesn't mean they have a weight problem. Even if op does, I highly doubt they're oblivious to it. No one deserves to be humiliated like that.
fluffysponges 0
Go run, tubby.
anjtrg_1112 23
I actually laughed at this (:
tencalories 3
it's okay I'm fat too and **** all these people freaking about you being active cause they are probably fatter
adorableash 0
ahahahahahah!!! that was great (: I would be a bit pissed though
TealSloth 0
The game.
bacon_boyy 5
i always called my nephew tubby before he could talk, but now that he's talking all over the place he calls me Auntie Tubby. which would be fine.... but my mum and sisters call me Tubby whenever he's here which really gets on my nerves. when my nephew says it it's because that's what he calls me but everyone else says it to be mean.
TheOtherMakona 0
I know, right?? My girlfriend is tubby, and she'd be ugly as shit if she was skinny (especially like the woman of modern society...).
MissCuteStack 12
Im pretty sure its à He but anywayz i think she should report that