Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML
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Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML
Today, after weeks of my brother being laid off from work, I was able to finagle him an interview for one of the entry level positions at my work. He got the job, only to refuse it because it doesn't pay enough. I thought 9 dollars an hour was a lot more than 0 dollars an hour. FML
Today, my sister and I were talking about our salaries. She just graduated from university and will start working soon. It turns out that she'll earn more money than me. I have been working for 4 years. However, my earnings are still less than those of a worker with no experience. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, I got called for a job that I applied to 2 months ago, just to ask me if I had an older brother that could work for them. FML
Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML
Today, I was rejected for an internship due to a "lack of experience." I have both an MA and a BA from a highly prestigious school and years of work experience. My would-be superior: a 24 year-old without a graduate degree and only one year of work experience. She wore jeans to the interview. FML
Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML
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mylifesucksserio 15
50k and still goes to school where the hell is he working
ImaginaryFoe 1
Put down the hater-ade you're sipping and look for a better job. If your internship will lead to the job of your dreams, stop worrying about what others have. A lot of people have it better than you but it shouldn't affect your life. He didn't force you into your situation nor is he preventing you from changing it.
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Comments (106)
Anteezy 7
How does your brother's job affect your life? It just sounds to me like your jealous in which case ydi.
momo1972 3
should have joined the US Army
TheCountess 4
Perhaps OP's brother possesses a more useful/lucrative skill set than he does. For example, suppose OP's brother is an engineer. If OP has liberal arts or business degrees, it could take years of experience before he would qualify for a job that pays even close to what the starting salary for an engineering job pays. If this is the case, OP - who seems very unhappy about this disparity - should probably be thinking about a career change instead of complaining about his brother.
pathus22 0
You are an idiot. Three degrees is completely worthless if you got a masters instead it might actually help you.
zemo999 0
So why would you put up with the BS?? QUIT!!
magical_unicorn 0
Oh stop whining. In these hard times you should be thankful for any kind of job wether it pays or not. And you should be especially happy that your brother has found a good job too.
SisyphereanTask 2
You sound like a whiny jerk. I wouldn't hire you. YDI with a cherry on top.
tallerguy87 0
did you ever think you might be a crappy worker or your not personable
imonaboat79 2
sounds like you're really great at school and terrible at real life. unless you have degrees in crap fields, being jealous over 50k salary makes me think you've set your goals are a little low.
MuchDance90s 0
career angst is the worst :-( FYL buddy :-(