Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today, I got fired from my position as a financial investor for giving a client the exact investment he asked for, even though the investment was out of my mandate, and I had gone to my direct manager to authorize the investment. My manager was promoted. FML
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Today, my boss told me that I was getting a promotion. I was so excited to tell my family and friends the good news, but when I got home and checked my bank account, I realized that I had accidentally transferred all of my savings to my ex's account. FML
Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML
Today, I found out that the $200 a week I was paying my dad for my car insurance and payment, wasn't actually paying my insurance and car payment. How did I find out he wasn't paying? Repo man took my car. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML
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Top comments
hitmanoo 16
if he's a licenced broker you can easily recoup your $. sue.
ProfessorNinja 0
You shouldn't need to sue. As your broker, he has a fiduciary responsibility to act in your best interest, which includes investing only in what you tell him to. As such, he's more than likely to carry Errors and Omissions insurance of some sort. Assuming you can demonstrate the error was his, you should neither need to sue nor threaten to sue. Ask him to submit an E&O claim. At six grand, it should barely dent his premiums. He won't even bat an eye.
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Comments (60)
KurouTenshi 0
That's the stocks for you, LOL Up, Down, Right into the ground! :D
mikeyceroooo 0
lol your funny
Person1233 13
Blow yourself up in a train station. It solves everybody else's problems... Or so it seems.
BigLostBear 0
#18 wins because terrorism solves everything. I was joking D:
skyshark 0
here's an idea, stop being a douche and invest in stocks yourself and skip the broker, then you won't have that problem.
Kockdiesel 0
why would you invest now?
idkweird 0
Why wouldn't you buy stocks in things that are lasting at some of their cheapest prices? Also, if you're in it for the long haul, you don't have to worry as much. Things may go down, but eventually they will go back up.
iknowthatguy 0
YDI for trusting someone else with your $. you could use Think or Swim or Trade King or Ameritrade...see where this is going?
stupidirish 0
that's what you get for going with madoff. idiot. (yes, i realize that isn't what madoff actually did. it's a joke, play along)
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
that sux for reals
skyeyez9 25
But isn't there a way for you make him get your money back and reimburse you? Since the ass put it in the wrong stock?
Ouabache 0
Lawyer up, NOW!!!
cam007_fml 0
I bet the lawyer cheats him out of 6 grand, too.
Gunguy 11
Sue his ass