Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Top comments
Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
ellice17 3
I agree with 8, WWJD
knibbsy 4
Where was John dancing? What walks Japan's dogs? Weiners wanking just daily?
Igniculus 0
What would Jesus do? Uhm, not have sex?
M3morial 0
Your next
IntoTheClouds 42
What's a next?
manbizzle 1
idk 41. if you find out please let me know too.
ladybuuggy 0
baby mama dramaaa is coming your way!
missymoo0430 0
Omg lucky ur not the pregnant one! how r u meant to have a good life together when all his money is going towards child support for 3 kids?? u will basically be working harder to survive all because he couldn't keep it in his friggin pants!! WWJD?
that_arab_dude 0
correction he couldn't pull out :P
Honesty4U 0
You can still get pregnant by pulling out. You can even get knocked up on the pill or with a condom.
pop_a_squat 2
Please tell me you're leaving your boyfriend OP. Don't consider it. Just do it. He obviously doesn't respect you or any of those other women, and if he got them pregnant think of what could happen to you.
samicna 4
yet your with him? um how is this an fml? fhl for having a girlfriend who thinks his kids is an fml
crauen 0
it's an fml cause he has 2 kids with 2 different women and a third with a third on the way
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The kids themselves aren't the FML. Having a boyfriend too dense to understand contraception or too selfish to understand responsibility is the FML. One accidental kid?OK, so maybe the condom broke or she was super-fertile. Three means you're doing it wrong, or not at all. =
welpthatsneat 0
agree, agree, agree. I agree so much that I am able to look past your misuse of "your"
Betz 10
IrishJane used the correct "you're".
brother_ray 3
This was before you sure he has kids shitty buzz but it's not like he cheated he's just a moron I'm sure you knew that tho. wwjd the big J would show forgiveness I mean really people come on Mary M Judas and the list goes on funny how people use big J to back up their bullshit points if you love him and he didn't betray you.You accept it and move on if you can't accept it don't act like its his issue because its clearly yours end of story maybe he'll still be around when the surgeons get around to taking the stick out of your butt and maybe just maybe he'll forgive you for being so judgmental
J355L0V4 0
WWJD? Nothing... he'd have to exist first :/ kick him in the balls, he might hate you but by making him sterile you are doing him some good
worldclass 0
im curious.. you believe in evolution then? clearly..
Vehicle 1
&& the big bang..
DjeePee 25
Pff, In this century, every rational person should believe in evolution. It isn't a theory, it's a fact, proven with evidence. But still, don't forget that Jesus really lived once.
RedPillSucks 33
@68 - It's possible to believe in Jesus and evolution. I know many scientists who do.
LOLatU87 0
Dude shoots blue steel
CallMeHush 1
Run Away! Run away fast!
therighthero 0
Where the hell do all these girls on this site find these losers?!
ArrowLCMC 0
Anywhere MTV films a show and then leaves I'd imagine.
ice_rose88 0
I often wonder that.
Invierno 10
Sadly, they're not so hard to find. They they stay with them is what I can't seem to understand.