Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Top comments
Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
me5 0
practice practice practice
sourgirl101 29
Does anyone else have the gut feeling that the OP has had unprotected sex with that guy also? What lesson are you planning to learn?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*raises hand* First thing I thought. If you have, OP, YDI. If you didn't have unprotected sex, but he's a deadbeat dad and you knew it, still YDI for being with him at all. If he's a deadbeat dad, you knew it, and you had unprotected sex, YDI to the tenth power. FYL too, though; it must be hard living life when you're dumber than a cat turd.
visage 0
lol, and I got fixed a six months after my daughter was born! You're stupid for staying, unless you want to help pay for three kids that are not yours. If that's the case he hit the goldmine with you. I'd love to find a girl who will help me pay my stuff!! What make you think you won't be #4? This dude sounds like he could talk the virgin Mary into going bareback.
ricalizzypink 0
And why are you with him?
wckdinten 0
and you were stupid enough to be with a guy that already had two kids in high school? you thought he would change just for you?
rofflewaffle 9
Wow, what a keeper.
stonegen 0
maybe he doesn't know what causes babies to be made or he is stupid.
TempestRain 0
Make sure your on the pill or have an IUD. His track record obviously sucks.
Alleged_Cranium 7
What Would Jesus Do? Get his a$$ nailed to a cross?
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Ya there won't be any money left for your family if you stick w/this guy, so unless he is rich, runrunrun! Your