Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
That's shitty. Hey, at least Apple makes some solid headphones!
DncrHap 9
"hey, i can hear the ocean in my earbuds! no. wait. that's just my cat's digestive system."
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Comments (105)
ChrissyRawr 0
Ydi for having a ghost kitteh.
SubjectX 0
apple has always made the worst earbuds. get skullcandy or bose earbuds.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Maybe your cat is trying to tell you something. When I spend too much time listening to music and not enough time with my ferrets, they eat my headphones. Jealous little bastards!
mcrluverchick 9
umm... I'm thinking this is fake. I'm pretty sure earbuds are impossible to digest o.O
miso1337 0
I feel like there should be a "F your cat's life" just for this fml. Poor kitty must have been dying while ******** those out xD
thejedi08 10
today, i pooped out some wire. FML
cactus_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. ******* hilarious.
blockhead428 0
YDI for owning a shitty iphone. Your cat agrees with me.
rubina 0
poor little cat! >^-_-^< that must have given him such a tummy ache and really hurt his little butt. he's lucky he got them out without getting really sick or being injured badly.
rubina 0
it stands for opiod puffer... i kid, i kid. it stands for original poster.