Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I used the “Find My…” app to locate a missing AirPods. Good news: I found them. Bad news: they are inside my dog’s belly. Next stop: Emergency vet. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
Today, after suffering from a serious case of my cats always chewing my earphones, after many eaten cords, I finally got a bluetooth headphone. My cat peed on it. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's shitty. Hey, at least Apple makes some solid headphones!
DncrHap 9
"hey, i can hear the ocean in my earbuds! no. wait. that's just my cat's digestive system."
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Comments (105)
I_have_no_clue 0
Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver....
redtigerlily 5
Replace that crap with Sennheiser px200's
Angejolie 0
Your life is f***ed. Just buy new ones gosh darn it and if you're too poor to buy new ones and have to use that one then FYL!
steggunekoms 0
F your kittys life that prob didn't feel too good..
unmadebed 0
AW KITTY!=[
ohrlynow 9
Is it wrong of me to feel worse for the cat? I remember my friend's kitten ate a wad of gift-wrapping ribbon once, and the poor thing was in pain trying to pass that...so I can only imagine a pair of earbuds o.o
chenoa_fml 0
I'm with you on that one.. poor kitty cat :/
mrgiraffe 0
dude when u saw the jack for the headphones in your cats butt u should of played music!
alsnyder12 0
lmao!
ktbird 0
So buy new ones? Oh my your life is totally ruined...
metalr82 0
I call bullshit on this one
rafiki19 1
Same thing happened to my moms ear plugs . which were orange . and came out of our dog .