Miscellaneous: Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage....

By jwhizzle - 20/10/2011 11:51 - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By walkingisfun - 02/07/2017 20:00

Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

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By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By poor guy - 13/03/2020 05:16 - United States

Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML

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Awahso 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well, now you "found" it.

kaka123abc 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well what a nice friend you have

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SnailJamsss 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:50

Maybe you accidentally left it over there one day and you just forgot where you left it?

PhillyHilly 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:59

you have an awesome friend.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:01

He/she forgot to tell you that they found it and decided to keep it in their garage for safe keeping.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:06

and when I say safe keeping I mean "safe keeping"

tellithowitis 13

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:32

So ur happy?

2amkid 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:02

that is messed up!

duckie1015 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:06

I feel like "best friend" should be in quotes too

stewpididiot 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:06

Eh, it probably saved your life. Getting hit by cars is a common side effect of bicycle riding.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 21 October 2011 22:36

Yes, that's it, the OP's friend was just looking out for his health out of genuine concern... /sarcasm

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:26

If you left it there, YDI. If he stole it, FYL.

ajjucool 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:16

so did he steal it.. or you just forfot you kept it there?

himoonkey 8

Friday 21 October 2011 0:33

Idk that any one can f

PaddyMcFat 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:29

Kick hos ass!

PaddyMcFat 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:31

Of course I mean his ass

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