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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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By hailsatan666 - 09/06/2012 18:43 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 20:01

Today, I searched my ex-boyfriend on Facebook while my husband slept. He recently got engaged. I regret everything. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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Clearly 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:21

You should friend Request her! That will burst his cheating bubble.

onedayinamsterda 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:21

Good day it is then! Start the celebrations! You now know him for the ass he is.

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rares0wns 6

Friday 25 January 2013 5:25

You found your facebook page, about time :)

Ase1992 2

Friday 25 January 2013 5:40

I hope u kicked him in the junk!

diva239 8

Friday 25 January 2013 16:17

Arsehole! I feel sorry for you and his wife. I hope this man doesn't have children. That would be an even bigger and sadder mess.

tristanisgay 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 7:20

I'm really sorry, OP! No one deserves that! he's such an dick!!

8Dani 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 12:21

Dump his sorry ass!! Not before letting his wife know you're together, of course.

AnimeBitch 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 2:46

Lol @ the penname!

awsomegiz 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 21:00

Ooooohhhhhh burn

Nederlander95 14

Saturday 14 September 2013 15:35

The real question is, you hadn't seen his Facebook page before you started dating? It's not a prerequisite, but most people see everyone who they know's Facebook

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