By no tp - 15/02/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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LaColombianita 26

You do what you gotta do to keep your ass clean.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

That would be awful. The fluff comes off of those things so easily.. That shit must be all up in your areas.

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afgzz 2

Why dont you just wash your ass and b cleaner den before :)

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cefarix 5

Or you could just wash with water and your hand... like most of the world does.

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Swiko 11

43, I don't think you understand. ._. She forgot to buy toilet paper on her way home from work and she didn't realize it until she was already on the toilet. So, sure, she could walk and go buy some... after she solves this "what do I wipe with" problem.

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missjudy369 0

Why wouldn't you use paper towells or napkins instead of cotton balls

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KatieKayy15 0

dude, you could use tissues, paper towels or rags . cotton balls aren't a smart decision .

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stinkFist232 3

...whatever happened to just using a sock and moving along?

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thefatman38 4

Why don't people just quickly hop in the shower and wipe it there, it's obvious u weren't going out again

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