Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
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sweetjosephine 0
That sucks. And to the people saying "lame", "YDI", etc. Asthma is serious business. People die without their inhalers. That's like worrying about not having a parachute while skydiving. the OP had every right to freak out for forgetting their inhaler.
purple5 0
Aw, that's one of those things that isn't funny at the time but you'll laugh about it later. I don't have asthma but panic attacks are never fun :( And to all the people who leave comments saying YDI or that you should just get over it - unless you have asthma or know someone who has and suffers from attacks I don't think you have the right to judge whether this is a true FML. Also - have you never left something important behind before? Hope you feel better now though x
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greenman_fml 0
You fail at life. Invest in a bubble.
newman125001 0
You're a pussy. Get a life and move out of your parents basement
Duckasaurus 0
I had one of those. The lesson was: always have an inhaler.
ZH13 0
that's not an FML. it's called a self-fulfilling prophecy.
klutzywriter 0
#7, 21, 22 There's these billboards that have written on them "No one ever said 'It's just cancer. Get over it.'" Same with asthma. It's pretty serious stuff. If you don't like the FML, dont comment.
philadelphianus 0
once in high school i had a cramp or gas or something and i didn't know what it was and i gave myself a panic attack and i remember very vividly not being able to breathe. thats the scariest part of a panic attack you literally can't catch your breath
BaldOuting 0
at least you are ok - not an fml. that's on you.
LindseyCH99 0
AWHHHH! that sucks.
Person_Man 0
#4 is a dumb ass. how do you drink drugs?
whatusay 0
haha, that's totally happened to me. i feel your pain.